Not Good Things: Martha Stewart Behaving Badly

By Robin Wheeler

Feb 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

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Burns buns, gets huffy, blames the universe for her bad luck.

Perpetuates the patriarchal myth of the sugar-spinning housewife, then picks sugar strands from Paul Shaffer's lips.

Plays a questionable joke on a surprised chicken while telling a small child his hair looks like said chicken.

Pole dances, then squeezes a ball between her upper thighs.

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