Ten Drinks to Help You Forget 2010

Dec 29, 2010 at 10:00 am

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5. Three Wise Men These magi will not be bringing you any gold, frankincense or myrrh, but after a few shots of this trinity you might swear you saw the Messiah. Just remember to ask him to press delete on 2010.

4. Apocalypse Now Speaking of a shot that could induce destruction on a biblical level, check out this bizarre mix. Guaranteed to sound at least a few of the seven trumpets.

3. Everclear Not feeling social? Don't want to waste time with fancy mixes, cocktails or shots? Grab yourself a pint of this flammable frontal-lobe killer and take a few swigs. Everything will definitely be clear -- clear as in empty.

2. Absinthe The hallucinogenic legends of absinthe may have turned out to be bunk. Still, the drink packs a major punch, typically between 110 and 144 proof. Find a local bar that serves it and treat yourself to a few glasses. Who knows, maybe after a few too many you might just wind up seeing a green fairy anyhow.

1. Adios Mother F*&%er! The name says it all. Raise your glass and bid farewell to 2010 -- a year that couldn't end soon enough.

May 2011 find you on better days.