Bonnie Blue’s at it again. The prize she’s got her eye on this time? Travis Kelce.
Y’know, *that* Travis Kelce. Boyfriend to the one and only Taylor Swift, whose fans are known for being the most chill and not at all freakishly protective of their idol. …That was sarcasm, in case you missed it. The Swifties are terrifying, and Blue might not fully understand the hornet’s nest she’s kicked. TayTay’s fans are fiercely loyal, thrilled to see the pop star seemingly happy in a romantic relationship for the first time in several years, and the Swifties? They don’t play.
Bonnie Blue thrives on scandal, so it’s no surprise that she’s gone and said something scandalous. Here’s the skinny: someone asked the OnlyFans star who was on her celebrity list of men she’d like to, ahem, *doink*, and she very matter-of-factly informed them that Travis Kelce was “next on the hit list.” As casually as you please, almost as if she was ticking off an item on her weekly to-do list. Her confidence in her ability to pull a man who is very publicly dating Taylor Swift is certainly… something. She’s also rooting for Philadelphia to win the Super Bowl because, as she puts it, she wants Kelce “a little angry in the bedroom” she’s convinced she’ll get him into.
The thing is, though, the Swifties have *no chill* and are notorious for taking down anyone who even sneezes funny in Taylor’s direction. If you need proof, look no further than Zach Bryan. The country singer wound up deleting his Twitter account after stepping into a controversy involving Taylor Swift and Kanye West. The Swifties came for him, and he ran for the hills. Bonnie Blue may be used to controversy, but activated Swifties united against you? That’s a force stronger than gravity.
Bonnie’s built her brand by keeping her name synonymous with naughty behavior, ensuring she stays in the headlines. It’s entirely possible that her statement was calculated to piss off the largest group of people she could think of in one go.
However, she’s also recently:
- Broken the world record for most sexual encounters in one day by taking on 1,057 men in 12 hours.
- Revealed that the first man didn’t wear a condom, and she didn’t stop him or warn any of the other 1,056 participants at the orgy.
- Expressed her desire to sleep with more dads.
- Encouraged husbands to use her to cheat on their wives, even providing them with a list of instructions to get away with it.
Is that not enough? *Is she not entertained?* Why does she need to declare that she must “bonk” this one specific dude who is clearly in a committed relationship? It’s more than a little ironic that someone who has men literally lined up around the block to have sex with her *simply must* have this one specific guy.
Bonnie Blue may think she’s prepared for the wrath of the Swifties, but history suggests otherwise. Will she backtrack, or double down on her claim that she’ll woo Travis Kelce into her bed? Will the Swifties prove to be the force of nature that finally gets Bonnie to reign it in? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: this fight is going to get *messy.*
