Darcyhazexoxo fancies herself a beacon of sexuality, and “if your mind can’t process what are you seeing right now” she will help you with that as your go-to cum dispatcher. She has flashy red hair, a great manufactured-looking body, and a mature face. It was quite a shock to me when I learned she was 7 years removed from 18--could’ve fooled me. Her self-proclaimed “book of pleasure” includes fetish content, anal videos, “videos that will blown your mind”, interactions, dick ratings, and custom requests. Let’s see if she can fool me out of the rest of my wallet.
Content 2/5
Darcy‘s wall is kind of a mess.
You can see a few posts about her, but a majority of the posts are about other women that she’s promoting. Friends in the business, I guess? She comes off a bit like an old madam in that regard. Although she says she’s 25, she looks much older because of the plastic surgery and lip filling; not my type, and it only lends itself to my female pimp observation. There are so many other women; she must be getting money to promote other women on her profile as well. But maybe her own content is worthwhile.
Speaking of skin, at the very least, her wall showcases ample breasts, ass, asshole, and pussy lip galore. There are so many instances where the OnlyFans model’s wall is so bare, heavily censored, or tame that it borders on the absurd. A majority of the time, though, that nudity comes from all different women, and that’s a double-edged sword because I’m here for your content, not waves of other potential models. But I’m sure I’m only gonna get worthwhile content from Darcy herself through her various unlockable bundles under her post tab or from her DMs.
But it wasn’t too long before I realized that even her DMs weren’t safe from the clutter on her wall, making her own content suffer in the process.
Connection 2/5
So Darcy introduced herself with a $5.30 unlockable bundle That consisted of 6 videos and 10 photos with the following message:
Welcome sweetheart, I am so happy to have you here ❤️. My name is Darcy and I’m 25 y/o 👀 I know that cock of yours can’t wait to get to know my pussy 😂 Just so you know , this bundle that I prepared for you contains everything that you need to see from me (your queen)…..aham…..anyways after you unlock this awesome bundle ⬆️ I want you to tell me your name and how big your cock is 🍆
She was sending some pricey and affordable bundles alike, but she was also sending pictures and profiles of other women for me to check out simultaneously. One reads, “This red-haired beauty is burning with desire tonight 🔥🌶 She is already wet 💦 and she’s waiting for you on her FREE page today only⤵️🔞,” followed by a link to the model’s profile. If you’ve read any of these kinds of posts she sends out, then you’ve read them all. She also offered to make me a custom post using my name and choice of outfit, but it was $90! I used to get girls to do this for me for free back in the MySpace days; I’m not about to drop a Franklin for it!
I signed out for the night and, upon my return, committed to buying one of the bundles she sent. However, when I check back, they’re all gone. I inquired about this immediately, expressing my disappointment saying I was about to make a purchase. “How much for something like this?,” I say, replying to one of her now-expired custom offers. “I’m in that $15 cap range tbh, maybe $20, but not $90 and stuff. What you think?” She responds some time later and apologizes for her tardy response. “Hmmm,” she says. If you wanted it with your name🙈🙈 that is $50, but i could lower the price a little or add a little gft🙈.”
I don’t think she’s hearing me.
Personalized Content 2/5
So, I unlocked the only bundle she hadn’t taken away, which was the aforementioned one included in her introductory post.
Darcy laid on some very wack sex talk in the first video, showed her nipples, some ass, and general physique in the other five videos, as well as an assortment of leather outfits, varying pieces of négligée, and some rather tasteful bra & panty sets. Although the content was a bit hit or miss, and I wasn’t really feeling her facial work, her body and outfits were sexy. And at least we’re not hiding the titties upon introduction.
After I bought it, she immediately sent another bundle that was priced similarly, and I made plans to buy it later that night. Later that night rolls along, and what happens? That video is gone, and more ads of other women have taken its place. There was also a message of “I d love to know more about you, are you busy, or can you stay and chat for a while ?💋”.
It was a real pain in the ass, as I’ve never had a creator offer up content and then take it back if you don’t buy it in what they perceive to be fast enough. It’s weird and asinine, especially when I already brought up my disappointment in this the first time. I wish there were more to say here in this section, but if the personalized content isn’t in the range of $50-$100, then the bundles consisting of two videos and two pictures, assuredly showing some pussy, is in the $20s. But honestly, the chasing of bundles didn’t make me want to reward her with my money.
Conclusion
Between the clutter of her wall, the overt advertisement of other women, the subsequent lack of Darcy’s own content on her wall, and the miscommunication, I can’t say my time with the model was a favorable one. She’s not really my type, but I could see the appeal if someone else wanted to give her a shot. I would just be prepared for the landmine you’re about to walk into. It would be unconstitutional for me to recommend her content, but if you get further than me, maybe she has some sort of redeeming quality in her work.
Editor’s Note: While reviewing this story, I clicked on over to the Telegram link in Darcy’s OnlyFans bio. Yep, a big part of Darcy’s game is promoting other models on her own OF and on her Telegram channel, titled Wifey Girls, which links back to Darcy’s own promotional Telegram channel. Darcy also selects a “model of the week” who gets promoted in the chat and in the channel’s pinned messages.
Up to now, I’ve seen OnlyFans agencies promote their models on Telegram channels. It seems that House Darcy operates in much the same way. However, don’t expect personalized interaction from Darcy on her Telegram, either. Expect some lewds and some old memes.
Is OnlyFans content promotion a scam?
Lots of OnlyFans models offer SFS (shoutout for shoutout), L4L (like for like), F4F (follow for follow). Basically, they’re shouting each other out and liking each other’s content and accounts to boost engagement. If you’ve been a content creator in the last few years, you’ll probably remember joining an Instagram pod wherein every member agrees to follow, like, and comment on each other’s posts and stories. However, the problem with that is they’re not selling to buyers; they’re just shouting out their friends.
I’ve seen OF creators who promote other models within their niche using GG or guaranteed gains promotions. I’m not completely clear on how a GG swap, works, but I know that assumption here is that guys who are interested in that kind of model must want to subscribe to more like her.
So, does it work? Well, while I was doing my research in these Telegram groups, I noticed that famous fit girl Bryce Adams gave a testimonial to a GG provider. Even in her Telegram bio, she says “I buy promo.”
As with anything else online, do your research. Ask for proof. Get things in writing.
