Indigo Sexy Ebony is a classic beauty with a natural 70s aesthetic. She looks like the woman in that portrait above Scatman Crothers bed in The Shining, a true work of ebony art. I was delighted when her profile slid across my digital work desk, and when I got a closer look at her services, sexting, custom videos, and readily available sets of her gym/yoga flexibility, I was excited to play ball. But like Foxy Brown herself, this sexy ebony made me feel like just another one of her Johns.
Content 2/5
My usual ritual when coming across a new profile is to check the numbers on the post and media tabs, and boy, were her numbers low! Her posts are very inconsistent, and what you do get ranges from her in lingerie, to her going about her day, little cosplay costumes, to my favorite thing, her doing yoga. This consists of her fully nude, usually in a handstand position, letting all her glory hang out, basking under the sun from the windows of her home. But unfortunately, all the free content is censored, or she is physically covering up. Yeah, you’re pretty, but you gotta show the goods, beloved. The most she’s giving for free is some buttcheeks and a little bit of cleavage, and it’s not enough for me to make a conscientious buy.
I love her little flower child hippie vibe; it totally suits her 70s Afrocentric aesthetic. So I was holding out hope that her custom content and unlockables would showcase more of that because it’s very unique and she looks really into it. But the creativity of her content stopped there, and the bullshit began.
Connection 2/5
At first, it was cool, but then she sent me a pic and asked me to introduce myself, and I obliged. I went even further and complimented her when I asked about her services and interest in purchasing. She thanked me and asked what I’d like to see. I told her that I was trying to see what the convo was like, and she said let’s see where it goes. But it quickly turned into me doing a lot of the legwork. I actually had to initiate, which is cool, if I’m trying to court you. But this is not that. When we finally got to her turn, I was saddened by the response. It looked automated. There were punctuation errors and run-on sentences, and what she was saying wasn’t even sexy.
“mmm the first thing I'm going to do to you is to take off all your clothes and put you on the bed Because I've been very horny and wet all day I want to tie you up right now When you're already naked and tied up, I'm going to start teasing you caressing your body with my cool feet, gradually undressing looking at you 😛”
It sounded like something that would turn her on instead of me, because I’m not into being tied up personally. She asked if I would like that and to “get naked and follow my lead 😈”. Mind you, I have yet to see a nipple…
Personalized Connection 2/5
Alright, so I let that ride, and the next day I asked her to show me something and flashed a little cash in her face. Immediately, I get a $16.69 unlockable with the following message attached:
“mmmm say less baby, i want you to grab your cock and start stroking it for me while you watch me naked sexy ebony bodyyy and while i'm touching my boobs and playing with my nipples, do you want to kiss or lick them? or both they are all yours babe look.”
Alright, I finally got to see some nipple, but that was really the highlight of that small care package of two short videos and two pictures. Definitely not worth the price. She asked if I liked what I saw and I was honest, of course I did, but I know you get freakier than that! She said I can get much freakier babe, you know that. so why dont you tip me and let me take care of you and show you my naughty side or should i just surprise you and you unlock it? 😈
I shudder to think how much I’d have to tip to see some kat if I got nipples for damn near $20. But then she sent a $32.69 unlockable with 2 pieces of media, one of which was under 90 seconds. I don’t have to look to tell that the content is not worth the bang for my buck, Coffy.
In Conclusion
Although she looks incredible and like she could churn out some solid, or at least creative, and organic content, doing what she loves, it seems like it’s all a show to lure you into paying $30 for some dildo action. There are girlies out here doing a lot more for less, where you can live off their entire free content and pay a little extra for some premium stuff. But with Sexy ebony, and a lot of OF girls lately, their premium content looks like what the free content should look like to get you hooked in. It’s unfortunate to watch good talent sell itself short or, maybe in a more literal sense, see good talent so high. But to be for real? It’s just poor mismanagement, and if she could turn it around, she could score a lot higher than just 2s across the board.
