Let's face it. We have all at one time or another had that one friend's mom, or maybe one of the teachers at school, maybe even your girlfriend's mom, or really just any older woman in your life that you knew was just so drop dead gorgeous that you thought to yourself, "Yeah, I would totally hit that."
Well, now you absolutely can, because Melony is by far the absolute embodiment of the MILF that we all dreamed about banging in our apartments growing up.
So get ready to have your wildest dreams come true, as we check out this OnlyFans MILF to see what she's got behind closed doors and what all she offers on the table for you to have fun with.
Though, as always, before we begin, I want to go over something real quick with you guys, and that is the transparency of pay. Now, while she is most definitely a free account, there is one small and very minor hold-up that makes her not as "free" of an account as you would assume. But we can touch base on that later in the review.
Content 5/5
Just right out of the gate, she is actually free, but there is a catch later on which I will explain in the messages section. Now, as you are scrolling through what she offers up on her page, you will most definitely get the porn star style vibe here, as not only is she an ACTUAL and real porn star herself (seriously, go check out some of her stuff on places like xvideos), but even the way that she displays her content is straight out of an X-rated website.
For starters though, I gotta tell you about this woman's amazing looks. She has an absolutely gorgeous face that just screams "I am your mom's hot next door neighbor" (in a good way, of course!), some oh so tantalizing huge breasts that are actually some mouthwatering 36J cups (even says so right there in her bio if you don’t believe me), a nice average flat stomach, as well as a beautiful shaved pussy that is so edible.
The videos that she has up there are top-notch as well, with the way that she plays with herself, as well as some short videos of her fucking with other guys, going to the AVN awards, and just having a really super fun time being a porn star.
There is not a single part of her content that isn’t top-notch and won’t be able to get you off in a heartbeat.
Conversation 0/5
Believe it or not, I encountered something for the first time that I never experienced with any other girl that I ran into. And that is that I actually had to pay to talk to her!
No joke, out of every single girl that I have ever had the pleasure of chatting with, so many of them are free to chat with, but only ever make you pay for anything within the chat in relation to some kind of custom video or picture that they want to share with you. And that is totally okay!
What is NOT okay though is having to make people start the conversation with you in the first place.
So I took one for the team and dropped five bucks to see what the commotion was all about and was hopeful that maybe she might be a really good time after all.
But boy oh boy was I wrong…
In fact, not only does she make you tip to get the ball rolling, she makes you tip PER MESSAGE.
I wish I was kidding.
After sending off my initial 5 dollars, I thought, "Cool, so now that that's out of the way, I can finally unlock some chatting with her."
BUT NOPE.
Tried to send another message and inevitably got the greyed-out send button because it required me to pay yet another tip to keep talking.
Adding insult to injury, she isn’t even active on this free page of hers anyway. She even says in her bio that she is more open and active on her free account. Which begs the question, "Why even have this page anyway?" because who is really going to be that gullible to keep paying to speak with a dead-end chatbot?
Presentation 4/5
One thing is for certain about this model is that she does have a very professional way about what she brings to the table. Every picture and video is very well done, because, as I stated, she is a pro porn star and does have her know-how in what kind of lighting and angles to use to get you the goods.
Another thing that she is very consistent with is posting nearly every other week with at least one or two posts promoting some video of hers or telling you to sub to her more VIP page. And of course, who can forget all the usual services such as dick ratings, JOI, personal phone and video calls. She definitely does know her way around for sure.
Conclusion
So, the big elephant in the room…
Is Miss Melony actually worth your time and effort?
The very simple, plain, and openly honest answer is no.
Seriously, the pictures she has are great, the videos are fantastic, just overall with her being a porn star, it's that high level of quality that you would expect from a girl on screen. But the biggest kicker is the fact that she forces you to pay per message to speak to her. It’s like the chat lines from back in the day. If you want to check out some more responsive OnlyFans blondes, I contributed reporting to a list of the best.
