Cockrings, Shy Cops and Stool Samples: Another Week in craigslist Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the most intriguing posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

A CONFUSING/AWESOME ANALOGY:

wtf god - 19 - (stl)
You are leaving that means the last memory I have of your face will be the one you made as you stepped on my foot like I stepped on your heart. Well I am here remembering the good times and the bad. I will never forget you I hope you come back alive, and of course as usual I love you. FML

A COP WHO LEAVES ANONYMOUS LOVE NOTES?

McDonalds - m4w - (Earth City)
You come to work between 5:30 & 6:00 AM during the week. You are petite & have cold Black hair. I put a note on your car "A Secret Admirer" but am afraid to reveal myself as I work in law Enforcement. I find you attractive & would like to go out with you.

IF THIS POST TITLE WAS WRITTEN WITHOUT IRONY, OH MAN

You liked my Stool Samples - m4w - 52 - (Train Wreck Saloon West Port)
We had met breifly Monday 2/1 at the Train Wreck in West Port. I was waiting to meet with the manager to sell him bar stools and had several samples with me. You said you really like the Oak and Leather model as I was going to sit down with the manager. I thought there was a thing between us. If you want to hook up email me.

JUST A LITTLE COCKRING BANTER TO START OFF MY MORNING

Suggested cockring to try - m4m -
Saw you this morning. You were very handsome. I had questions about a cock ring you answered them. Tell me where we were also what magazine you purchased or color of car you were driving. You were very sexy. Thanks the cockring feels great