Laughing at Josh Hawley has become a national pastime. The puny Missouri senator became an international laughing stock when video of him running away from the January 6 insurrection was released, essentially proving that his constant puffed-up bravado is the lamest attempt at manhood.
But here in Missouri, we’ve always known that Josh Hawley is full of it. The dude wants to be all tough but seems to be completely unaware that every person on the planet can see through his tough talk to the weak little dweeb inside.
The internet loves to drag Josh Hawley for his dumb views, but now it’s hit an all new level. Last night after Donald Trump was indicted, Hawley tweeted, “They will regret this,” and the replies on Twitter are brutal.
Some Twitter users dragged Hawley for his attempt at cartoon villain-level phrasing, while others pointed out that the “they” in this situation would almost have to point to the grand jury, which would make the tweet a threat. Still more Twitter users took the opportunity to remind Hawley that he is, in fact, a scared little baby boy.
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