This St. Louis House Is Bonkers Patriotic

The listing page describes this Benton Park West home as “meticulously maintained” and, gosh darn it, that is obviously the truth. Somebody has put many, many hours into maintaining and styling this home — and the theme is patriotism.

The three bedroom, one and half bath house is decked out top to bottom with patriotic decorations. It’s 1,324 square feet of American flags, “God Bless America” signs and red/white/blue everything. In this house, a bald eagle watches you take a shower, you’re covered with a U.S. Army blanket while you sleep and there’s even an American flag hanging over the crapper.

The bones of the house seem pretty decent, too. If you have enough imagination to ignore the decoration, you can see how this house could easily be exactly what you’re looking to find. Not only does it have three bedrooms, but it also has a two-car garage out back. This is the stuff that city dreams are made of, y’all.

For more information on this $249,600 property, visit the listing page or contact Allen Brake with Keller Williams Chesterfield at 636-534-8100.